Love Bunny's 4th Birthday | Chapter 3

Love Bunny's 4th Birthday | Chapter 3

Dear Readers Welcome Back!

Today is Leo's Birthday! I turned FOUR finally! Yipppeee! Not Noodles just joy! haha😁

My four years experience was totally fabulous. I started eating, less crying myself making other crying, turning naughty, playing with puppies etc whole lot of fun. 

Now things were getting serious about me at my home. I got demoted! From being cutie and golgappaa to baby devil! My parents got tensed due to my acts. Their tensions were genuine as it was inspired by my acts. I got bitten by a dog soon after my chase stopped behind him and his started behind me. I was feeling like Superman while running, but, soon after that I realised that its not the required velocity to reach my safe castle and as soon as I was just about to touch my gate!

BAAAAMMM! 

Everything went black before I could reach my supersonic speed to exit this dogfight! Haha 😆 

Next thing what I remembered was my House Captain engaging this rogue pilot with a stick and successfully chased him out from our airspace! But unfortunately in this 20 second battle the youngest superman of the family, who was about to reach supersonic speed, got injured, but was enjoying the battle scene between House Captain and Mr Doggo!    

Then before I can understand what is going to be next, suddenly again a....

BAAAAMMM! 

This time it was my Home Engineer. She was tasked to rescue the future Drone Pilot!
But instead she hit me on my head as said,"Go go, play with your other brother from another mother"

I was so confused at that time, that I started to think am I the battle survivor or the main culprit of the entire event. Then the same old chores, 14 Injections of Satin, were playing with my two butt cheeks on weekly basis. I got so many holes on a little area that I even forgot that i've to ice it after getting kissed! That month,  I got to know how you have bigger butts without having a silicon transplant.  HAHA..... 😁 now it seems fun but that time it felt like hell! 

To avoid event like this I was admissioned in a PLAY SCHOOL!

SERIOUSLY DUDE! 😱

The better option was hostel! 

HAHA.... That is a Epic Story Too!

Tomorrow you will know how a cutie went to school to become a Junior Gangsta! 

See You tomorrow!

Please comment below and let me know how was the journey so far!

Hakuna Matata!

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Love Bunny's Childhood | Chapter 2

Love Bunny's Childhood | Chapter  2

Dear Readers Welcome Back!

I hope by this time you know about babyhood mate "FAN".

He was my first buddy with whom I enjoyed my hospital days.
Those were really golden days with him, I hope I could get my those days back with him! 😂
I want to see my hairs reaction in his presence! May be like this! haha....

But this friendship was temporary. I have to leave the castle and move out to the real world. 

But those days were seriously marvelous! 

Just like an illegal immigrant, I was deported back to my home from the castle. I thought was it necessary to leave that castle. But now I realize that experience was very heavy on the pocket...haha who thinks about money at that time...not me either!

Leave it let go forward! 

As soon as i arrived my home, I instantly learned two techniques to gather attention.  

No 1: Cry always whenever someone picks you without your permission. 

No 2: Cry louder when no one is taking you out of wet bed or a walk like a king!

Those days we only had our parents and bunch of unknown faces to play around. Not like today's Boss Babies those who are born with Wifi Passwords and Mobile Phones! haha hilarious! 😁    

I remember I used to cry genuinely only when I use to pee or poop my nappies, and today's edited generation is crying for mobiles, tv remotes and what not. 

Even some of the parents are making portfolios of their newborns, like after few days we will go out for searching jobs. The parenthood I experienced was far from flashes and make-up pictures. We use to get outdoors with them and feel the fresh air sitting on the shoulders, and now a days it starts with snapshots and end on Facebook or Insta! 

baby me!

  I am glad that I'm older generation and don't belong to this digital baby's age! Let me talk in a language that these digital parents understand. Please take your babies out on trips, outdoors and open walkthroughs.

Don't code your babies with memories of Mobiles and TV, one day when they will be grown ups they will see pictures, not your faces, they will look for Netflix, not your laps.

Let them be a baby like me and like you!

Enjoying, eating, drinking milk and participating in all globe pee contents! 😁

Bring the real childhood back, be a real human parent not a coded cyborg! 

So, dear readers, I hope you know now how badass I was.

See you tomorrow! With a new episode of my Life!

Till then stay indoor and be safe!

Enjoy with your Boss Baby! 😉  

Love Bunny Signing Off for tonight! 

    

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Love Bunny's Introduction | Chapter 1

INTRODUCTION OF LOVE BUNNY! 

Dear Audience,
Greetings from Love Bunny! 

You might be thinking this will be another love story of someone. You are again judging a book by its cover! Old Phrase.... haha.

Well this can sound as a love story or as struggling ambitious guy!

But it is not just an ordinary love story, it is more about a search of a young boy, who was arrogant, cute, and fat, all at same time.

Let's Start!

The timeline will be begin when I was born. I was born in a small town in eastern India. No its not Northeastern state like Assam in the lap of mountains or India's Switzerland, it was UP!

Yes Bhaiya Ji's state. See I told you it is not gonna be ordinary story. How can it be ordinary, it's me!

When I knocked out the doors of this world, I instantly made a friend just by looking at him. I was in tray and he was above me. We were looking at each other with our glazing eyes. It was just like LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!   

I started falling for him, like instantly, comeon not from my heart, from my baby tray of course! Lol 😁 

What you guys thought? I just came of fluids man! 

I saw him moving slowly, I thought he is gonna go leaving me in this unknown world full of screamings neighbours. I waved at him with my legs! I said to him in my mind,"Hi, There! I'm your new mate pal". But he didn't respond back, he just kept on moving on one place round and round! I thought it's his tendency to talk with newbies! I accepted it. Whenever he moved his hands, I used to greet him by shaking my legs and hands together in symphony. Suddenly I start to feel that our friendship has started cool breeze on my face. I chuckled and laughed, oh I forgot to mention, this is happening in the night time, i.e. midnight. All humans are sleeping except ONE! Haha, yeah I was one of the homie who kept following reverse sleeping cycle.

This was a short story of my first mate! 😍

That time I only know how to drink milk, vomit, pee po pee and few more stuffs like wetting intruders with my little hose and many naughty games.

But the think which I didn't know was my Mate's Name.

Now I know it, his name was Tri Hand Smiley,

FAN! 

Funny Na! haha 😆

Who knew that time this little kiddo will be facing this cruel world and what not.

So, that's it for today. Let's meet tomorrow!

That's it for Chapter 1.

With my Life's Chapter Two!

Good Nightz! 😪

Love Bunny Out!

See Ya Tomorrow!